You know it's Fashion Week when....

- You can't remember what day it is, only what show's next

- There are 36 taxi receipts in your bag

- You start the day with a punnet of Blackberries and a sugar free Red Bull

- Your entire call history on your BlackBerry is filled with work contacts

- You can't feel your little toe any more

- You can pinpoint the colour palette everyone will be wearing in six months time (frosted pastels btw) but you haven't got a clue what happened at the Global Warming convention... Or even the Oscars

- 'Dinner' means a bowl of nuts and olives at a hotel bar