Boys, boys, boys...

It's hardly breaking news that girls think, talk and analyse near-constantly what they should wear to big-deal events. (Oh ok then, to any event). But I quite like the fact fashion paranoia is clearly something that crosses gender barriers. Take this text message received from a male friend I haven't spoken to for three months: 'I have a fashion question and you are my oracle. I am going to the Brits afterparty and the dress code is "glamorous". Bearing in mind that I am a) male, b) heterosexual and c) incapable of wearing skinny jeans what does this mean?' Bless!